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rumour:

I CANT BREAHTE

YOU HAD ONE JOB
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artpopish:

HE JSUT FUCKING CLOSES IT AT THE END OH MY FUKCNGIGTNT

AHAHAHAHAHA

I FOUND IT OH MY GOD I SPENT AN HOUR SCROLLING TO THE BEGGINING  OF MY BLOG TO FIND THIS

if you dont reblog this, you may as well just delete your blog now.

Omg this is hilarious.
THIS IS PERFECT AKAhjbfkjahbkjhASOFIHOJAHOJHOLKAHJBKFHBLKHJ

he belongs to the floor now
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everyday
60,000 miles. sinandserotonin: I learned in biology that we have 60,000 miles of vessels carrying blood. New York City to San Francisco, the Empire State to the Golden Gate twenty-three times.  so much and yet I feel as if 60,000 miles isn’t nearly enough; my heart beats and I inhale but I don’t feel alive.  (Source: luxmendax)

60,000 miles.

sinandserotonin:

I learned in biology
that we have
60,000 miles
of vessels
carrying
blood.

New York City to
San Francisco,
the Empire State
to the Golden Gate
twenty-three times. 

so much
and yet
I feel as if
60,000 miles
isn’t nearly enough;

my heart beats
and I inhale
but I don’t
feel alive. 

(Source: luxmendax)